Let's share Cracking jokes, funniest tweets, wacky single liners about Cricket and the players:
* Sehwag’s Son: Mummy mummy !! dekho papa six pe six mar rahe hain (Mummy mummy !! see Dady is hitting six after a six )Sehwag ’s Wife: Beta theek se dekho, advertisement hoga (Son, watch it again... might be an advertisement)
And I do (not) agree with it... ;)
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* If WG Grace were here...
* If WG Grace were here...
An old timer was bemoaning the standard of the game and kept recalling the famous names of the past. 'You know,' he-said to one of the young men, 'if W.G. Grace were here today, he'd be regarded as a remarkable man.'
'You're right,' agreed the young man. 'He'd be a hundred and fifty years old !'
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* What is the procedure to produce a loser, ugly child?
Ask Nehra's parents..!
puff... I am running.. only to read-
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* Mere Dil me hai gham itna gehra
Wah wah
Mere Dil me hai gham itna gehra
Jo jeeta hua match hara de wo hai NEHRA
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* With Sachin Tendulkar's inclusion in the Parliament (Rajya Sabha), it can now surely be called "Temple" of democracy! The God Sachin is...!!! :)
...............................................................................................................................................Ask Nehra's parents..!
puff... I am running.. only to read-
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* Mere Dil me hai gham itna gehra
Wah wah
Mere Dil me hai gham itna gehra
Jo jeeta hua match hara de wo hai NEHRA
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* With Sachin Tendulkar's inclusion in the Parliament (Rajya Sabha), it can now surely be called "Temple" of democracy! The God Sachin is...!!! :)
Want to know the reason why?
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virenderR shewag
sachin tendulkAr
yuvraJ singh
gautAm gambhir
yusuf pathaN
ms dhonI
virat Kohli
harbhAjan singh
zaheer khaN
s sreesanTh
r asHwin
:) :)
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*Terrible Logic
Just in case you were still wondering as to why India lost the final of the 2003 world cup after playing so well in the league games, probably here lies the answer..
The teams that qualified for the super six stage: India, Sri Lanka, Australia, New Zealand, Kenya, and Zimbabwe.
Note there are two teams each from the continents of Asia, Australia and Africa respectively..
The teams that have the last alphabet 'a' in their names qualified for the semifinals viz.
Indi'a', Australi'a', Keny'a' and Sri Lank'a'.
The teams that have alphabets 'ia' at the last of their name qualified for the Final i.e
Indi'ia' and Austral'ia'
Now,
Kisne World Cup 'lia' Austra'lia' (Hindi 'lia'= to take)
Kisne World Cup 'dia' In'dia' (Hindi 'dia'= to give)
Simple, isn't it? :)
Just in case you were still wondering as to why India lost the final of the 2003 world cup after playing so well in the league games, probably here lies the answer..
The teams that qualified for the super six stage: India, Sri Lanka, Australia, New Zealand, Kenya, and Zimbabwe.
Note there are two teams each from the continents of Asia, Australia and Africa respectively..
The teams that have the last alphabet 'a' in their names qualified for the semifinals viz.
Indi'a', Australi'a', Keny'a' and Sri Lank'a'.
The teams that have alphabets 'ia' at the last of their name qualified for the Final i.e
Indi'ia' and Austral'ia'
Now,
Kisne World Cup 'lia' Austra'lia' (Hindi 'lia'= to take)
Kisne World Cup 'dia' In'dia' (Hindi 'dia'= to give)
Simple, isn't it? :)
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| Lagaan to LA...AGAIN |
* When asked about Sreeshant's over- aggression, Dhoni just replied: "I have no problem as long as he (Sreeshant) irritates the opponents and not his own team..!"
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* What will be name of Dhoni's wife after the marriage?
Guess?
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Sakshi Mahendra Singh Dhoni
that is Sakshi MS Dhoni
and that is SMS Dhoni...! :D
And if his son's name would start with "M" then...??? His name... Oh you guesses it correct buddy..! MMS Dhoni..! ;)
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* Interesting Indian Cricketers' Names:
Ravi Shas3,
MS 2hni,
100rav Ganguly,Sachin 10dulkar,
VVS 1,00,000xman
and the best of all Mun1/2 Patel!!!
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* Which cricketer has the tallest house??
Answer: Maha-roof!! LOL....!
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* Who is the First Cricketer to become Captain in his first match, score century in the same and hit a Six of the last bowl to defeat England in a Test?
Answer: Aamir Khan!!! (in Lagaan)
(Well, this was out of ground indeed!)
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* 36 years ago, on this date, God has entered this world. No one was knowing this till 1988, but after 25/11/1988 this thing began to spread...
* 36 years ago, on this date, God has entered this world. No one was knowing this till 1988, but after 25/11/1988 this thing began to spread...
Now today everyone knows the God- Sachin Tendulkar...!
-On Sachin Tendulkar's birthday on 24th April, 2010.
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* "I don't know much about Cricket but still I watch Cricket to see Sachin play, not because I love his play it's because I want to know the reason why my country's production goes down by 5% when he is batting..!" -Barack Obama. [I don't know about authenticity of this statement, but this SMS is super hit these days here.]
* "I don't know much about Cricket but still I watch Cricket to see Sachin play, not because I love his play it's because I want to know the reason why my country's production goes down by 5% when he is batting..!" -Barack Obama. [I don't know about authenticity of this statement, but this SMS is super hit these days here.]
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